
I’m going to have to do what all serious renovationer’s (it’s a new term I came up with–you know that whole idea of ‘staycationing’? Why not ‘renovationing’? ) do. They lump days into one, time becomes a blur, and no one really knows how anything got done, or when it happened, so long as it actually did happen.

We have finished a marathon weekend of work- a big thanks to my dad and mom for coming down and busting up some serious lathe and plaster and platforms! Of course, we paired the weekend with a kid free yardsale day (thanks Nana for babysitting!) and made a whopping $60 on selling our stuff. Seriously-either we have way crappy stuff, or hosting a yardsale is an art that I’m terrible at. *sigh*

While I was trying to sell things, Andrew and my dad (with some neighbourly support later) ended up splitting and jacking the floor to the sanctuary. If you are a man (or a building-inclined female) you will want the details that I know I can’t do justice to. Somehow, they ended up chainsawing some beams, and using jacks to lift up about 3/4 of the theatre sloped sanctuary floor.

It was so AWESOME to walk into the building on Saturday afternoon and feel like I was standing on solid ground–and then to see the amazing wonder of engineering in action. Reno’s are way cooler than building new. (Sorry to all those who love building new!)

Then the great debate began- and here’s where I need my readers to jump on board. What would you do? I have ONE week to decide if we keep the floor split (like a sunken living room sort-of-thing) or if we raise the second part up somehow.

I’m seriously divided. (Get my pun there?) I LOVE the look of the divided floor. My mom suggested putting the kitchen up in the corner, having some neat free standing arches for drama, and adding the big 14 foot table to the sunken level. It totally resonated with me.

BUT! (ha! that ‘but’ made me feel like breaking into the chorus of “there are no cats in america…” Anyhow…) Versatility says that we should level the floor out. It makes the most practical sense. (Sadly, I’m not always a practical person…)

So…may that debate be solved in a week and my mind be settled soon. I really don’t like designing. Ewh. So many of you enjoy endless episodes about house designing/renovating on the tellie, but I don’t. I get bored.

And that’s where I come to my final tada. I learned something this weekend. I learned two VERY important things about myself and others.
One. When you are working in a TYPICAL (not all) males workspace….DON’T TALK. They don’t like it. You will hate yourself for it. Your head will start hurting from listening to yourself all day. They won’t answer you. They will get annoyed with you. It will hurt your feelings, and you will not have a good time. So, enjoy the peaceful sounds of the large fan, drills, hammers, chainsaws and other tools while your mouth is shut. (We paid Hudson to keep him happy and quiet….*grin*)

Two. BE NICE TO PEOPLE! You will have to talk about your renovation incessantly. Everyone you know will ask you for an update, they will want to know how it’s going and you will get so tired of talking about it. That will make you want to:
a) brush them off and change the topic rather rudely.
b) walk away with no explanation.
c) say something very snappily and then realize that you were cruel and heartless.
d)hate your renovation and make you want to move to a hotel forever.

Perhaps those responses are a tiny bit extreme…but I did feel something along all of those lines. Sadly, my mom took the brunt of my “reno-anger” and I tried to apologize the next morning. (But then, I was rude all over again. RRR! Why do I do that! Why do people actually care about where the door to the bathroom goes? Or which way the toilet faces? Don’t you just get used to what’s there? Ugh. I am the worst renovator in the universe.)

We did spend most of today trying to spray paint/draw/walk/map/talk out where the bathroom in the basement will go. It was a bit tricky because we have to live down there for awhile, and it’s our only bathroom, so it needs to be fully functional. It also needs to make sense for plumbing, and not jam up the door to the furnace room. I’m not sure what got decided, but it doesn’t really matter to me, so long as there is a toilet and tub.

And, as a final treat of the day, I will leave you with a picture of what we found when we ripped out the wood underneath of where the organ stood. *Ah-got to love church reno’s.*
